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Kiranmathew: As Seen On TV

I was inspired to do this after I saw an article on The Daily Post prompting me to write this.

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As Seen on TV

So… here goes nothing!

Host: (visibly bored and tired. Playing a slow-moving game of checkers against another evidently bored person) “Do you want something to do with your life, Carl?”

Carl:  (sadly) “No, I am content wasting my life trying to beat you in checkers,”

Host: (suddenly jumps up from chair,  excitedly) “I’ve got it! We shall surf the web for photo journals of buffaloes!”Screen Shot 2016-04-01 at 8.56.38 AM.png

Host: “Hmmm…. Maybe we should search images!”

Carl: (sighs) “Sure,”

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Host: (gasps) “That is the cutest buffalo I’ve ever seen!”

Carl: “Which one?”

Host: “The brown one on the bottom row! The one with the chubby cheeks. Let’s click on it!”

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Voice over loudspeaker: “Ah, Kiranmathewblog.com, a writing destination for readers across the globe! In March alone, Kiranmathew received views in India, Japan, Brazil, Colombia, Canada, France, The United Kingdom, Saudi Arabia and The United States!”

Host: What’s so good about Kiranmathew?

Voice: “I’m not saying it’s better than other blogs, but Kiranmathew has a wide variety of material, including books, photos, writing, poems, reviews, advice and posts about Kiran’s life!”

Host: “What about ads? Can I put ads on Kiranmathew?”

Voice: “I’m glad you asked! Kiranmathew just launched it’s free advertising campaign about a month ago! There is more information on the sidebar of Kiranmathew.”

Host: “So I can place ads, read books, see reviews and laugh… all on one blog?”

Voice: “Exactly!”

 

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Author:

Kiran is in 6th grade, and lives in Chicago. He enjoys writing, and blogging. He owns kiranmathewblog.com Check him out on Twitter and Instagram: @kiran_mathew_. Kiran loves Taylor Swift, Greek mythology and his dog Cocoa.

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