I was inspired to do this after I saw an article on The Daily Post prompting me to write this.
So… here goes nothing!
Host: (visibly bored and tired. Playing a slow-moving game of checkers against another evidently bored person) “Do you want something to do with your life, Carl?”
Carl: (sadly) “No, I am content wasting my life trying to beat you in checkers,”
Host: (suddenly jumps up from chair, excitedly) “I’ve got it! We shall surf the web for photo journals of buffaloes!”
Host: “Hmmm…. Maybe we should search images!”
Carl: (sighs) “Sure,”
Host: (gasps) “That is the cutest buffalo I’ve ever seen!”
Carl: “Which one?”
Host: “The brown one on the bottom row! The one with the chubby cheeks. Let’s click on it!”
Voice over loudspeaker: “Ah, Kiranmathewblog.com, a writing destination for readers across the globe! In March alone, Kiranmathew received views in India, Japan, Brazil, Colombia, Canada, France, The United Kingdom, Saudi Arabia and The United States!”
Host: What’s so good about Kiranmathew?
Voice: “I’m not saying it’s better than other blogs, but Kiranmathew has a wide variety of material, including books, photos, writing, poems, reviews, advice and posts about Kiran’s life!”
Host: “What about ads? Can I put ads on Kiranmathew?”
Voice: “I’m glad you asked! Kiranmathew just launched it’s free advertising campaign about a month ago! There is more information on the sidebar of Kiranmathew.”
Host: “So I can place ads, read books, see reviews and laugh… all on one blog?”